Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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