You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
They are going to name an STD after you.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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