covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
