How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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