do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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