I hate all girls vehemently.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Randomize
