that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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