Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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