Don't you send me to vm
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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