The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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