just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
We left an ass print on the piano.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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