What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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