Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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