May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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