It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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