you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
