I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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