did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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