She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just invented taco cereal.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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