I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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