You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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