there's paper in my vomit.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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