I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I need to sanitize my soul.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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