i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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