we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
