The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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