the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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