You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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