Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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