well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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