so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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