You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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