Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
kristin has been a bad kristin
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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