Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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