he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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