sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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