I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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