Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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