So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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