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(707): View more from California

I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.

(951): View more from California

That's the thing about women.

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(206): View more from Washington

Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.

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(951): View more from California

I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha

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