Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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