Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
My feet surprised me
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