Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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