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(949): View more from California

the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters

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(281): View more from Texas

She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.

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(708): View more from Illinois

You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.

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(310): View more from California

I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum

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(407): View more from Florida

Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around

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(708): View more from Illinois

What are you doing and how can I add sex in there

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"

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