..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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