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(928): View more from Arizona

Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!

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(404): View more from Georgia

Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.

(706): View more from Georgia

Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.

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(949): View more from California

It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth

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(818): View more from California

It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.

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And this was for your brother's Christening?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job

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(317): View more from Indiana

Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker

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(917): View more from New York City

Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.

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