Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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