Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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