just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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