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note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...

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(631): View more from New York

Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him

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(904): View more from Florida

Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.

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(418): View more from Quebec

You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"

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(317): View more from Indiana

So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing

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(519): View more from Ontario

I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.

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(206): View more from Washington

After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.

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(618): View more from Illinois

i just want things to go smoothly

(1-618): View more from Illinois

oh they won't lmao

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