So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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