Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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