fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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