: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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