let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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