Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
